Trump is the only presidential candidate in the history of the country to have the press (specifically CNN) ask their wife about their husband’s penis size
“Both parties have destroyed us. It’s time to roll the dice!”
Last night, Trump promised to make Christians more powerful and bring back the celebration of Christmas and his followers ate it up.
“I know it’s a scam but I usually will swipe right on a guy with a puppy pic even if it’s just because I hope to one day play with that puppy.”
This is fire.
“Men and women are weird. Love is even weirder.”
It’s almost unbelievable how tough women can be.
Perhaps surprisingly, both male and female millennials are open to trying both BDSM and “cake sitting” which is apparently a real thing that exists.
Keep in mind that this is costume jewelry, not likely actual expensive jewelry, worn by Marilyn in 1953’s ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’.
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