Daniel Hayes

Thousands of murders and kidnappings go unsolved every year. Here are a few that captured the nation’s imagination but remain unsolved.

Disaster can always strike. And while too much anxiety can be crippling, a little anxiety keeps you hungry and awake.

“ur just an overated type of mentality”

We polled 4,200 young voters and the results aren’t even close.

“If at any point during the ritual you faint, pass out, or otherwise lose consciousness, you will likely wake up in your own home. However, be sure to carefully examine your surroundings upon waking—the ‘home’ to which you have been returned may not be the one you left when you first set out to attempt this ritual.”

“Remember all ye that existence is pure joy; that all the sorrows are but as shadows; they pass & are done; but there is that which remains.”

“Just as he glanced up to find the source of this strange noise a pair of large, talon-like claws grabbed onto the back of his shoulders, tearing his shirt and sending him crashing to the ground.”

Trump’s hair scares them more than anything he’s said.

Much has been said about Trump’s former Democratic leanings but now we can see exactly how much he’s really changed.

She says “don’t fucking touch me!”

People forget, Donald Trump is old. His values are 50s values because that’s when he grew up.

If he wore a white hat he was in a good mood. If he wore a red hat, look out.

“Trump is a different kind of bad.”

Donald Trump stands to be the largest new cause of suicide in 2016. That is, if he’s elected.

“She was from Israel and he invited her to his hotel room.”

He’s not going to be doing a Hitler down Pennsylvania Avenue any time soon (or ever).

Trump is the only presidential candidate in the history of the country to have the press (specifically CNN) ask their wife about their husband’s penis size

“Both parties have destroyed us. It’s time to roll the dice!”