Christopher Hudspeth

“Have a goodnight.” (at 8pm or earlier)

10%: You avoid doctors until you’re bleeding or in excruciating pain.

“I’m just taking some time to do me!”

“I’m a nice guy.”

Because social media allows us to constantly give updates on our daily lives, and we see how normal regular life can be for everyone. From mega famous celebrities, to that girl from your 8th grade history class, life can be a whole lot of normal for all participants.

Imagine guys posting “My #MCM this week is my bro Allen. Your chiseled jaw is so masculine and handsome. SLAY, my dude!!!”

Well behaved women seldom make history.

This is the exact, visual definition of a “selfie in a relationship.” You’ve got smiles, you’ve got affection being shown, you’ve got a dimly lit room, you’ve got a sincerely happy, perfect couple giving you the romance and the cuteness that’ll make you audibly go “aww.”

People aren’t as likely to catcall or harass you when you’re walking down the street, but they also won’t confuse you with their Boston Terrier.

Don’t be one of those people who tries to maintain side relationships while seeing how their main one plays out.

If a person texts you back quicker than you could save 15% or more on car insurance, they hold you in pretty high regards.

As you’re in your 20s, swimming through a sea of new emotions, it’s not unlikely that you’ll go through a number of phases. Some of these stretches will be more enjoyable (and less pathetic) than others.