Ari Eastman
✨ real(ly not) chill. poet. writer. mental health activist. mama shark. ✨
Breaking News: It’s 2017 And Women Can Do Whatever They Want
Women can do whatever they want. They can be whoever they want. Women are rejecting being placed in such a rigid box. They are climbing up the corporate ladder. They are turning passion projects into career paths.
Your Mouth On Mine
good God your mouth
and all the things it says
8 Things People Don’t Realize You’re Doing Because You’re Unhappy
You treat your body poorly.
I’m Sorry, Jim And Pam Absolutely Should Have Gotten A Divorce
Jim would have left Scranton for a cooler city way earlier. Pam would have married someone like Roy.
I Flirt With You Knowing This Will Probably Be A Trainwreck
I like imagining you, a little drunk, giving me a hard time about something.
Five Girls I Imagine You Dated After Me
She smokes cigarettes. But only when she drinks, she says.
No, You Aren’t Ruining Your Life
It’s easy to be wise in theory. A lot harder in practice.
When All You Want Is To Run Far, Far Away
You wake up and you go to sleep and everything in between resembles the day before. It’s not boring, exactly. But it’s safe.
If You Call Me Without First Texting To Notify That You’re Calling, You’re A Monster
I guarantee there’s nothing you need to tell me that can’t be expressed over a text or email.
I’m Not As Trusting As I Used To Be And I Can’t Figure Out If It’s Good Or Bad
There are things inside me I am dying to scream. But instead, I’m whispering.
Everything I Know About Game Of Thrones (Without Ever Reading The Books Or Watching The Show)
It’s about dragons and incest, right? Also, Ed Sheeran is in it.
You Came Back As Soon As I Was Over You
It feels like people have a sixth sense for this kind of thing. Like all our exes, our former flames, the loves we were so desperate for to come back are all in a secret club that we have no knowledge of.