When you spend a certain amount of time with someone and get to know them on a deeper level than you’ve known anyone else, you become incredibly in tune with them, to the point that sometimes you freak each other out with how easily you understand each other.
You exist here, in this forgiving world of solace and it is here that you will appease your soul.
Early 20s: SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHA SHA SHA SHOT SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODDDDDDY SH—
Late 20s: ….Shots?
A personality identical to someone on hallucinogens does not wife-material make.
People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.
So here we go, a list of reasons your virginity is worth saving for those feeling unsure.
The attention that my hair gets can range from the deeply obliged to the unwarranted.
Even when we know it’s not a halfway decent idea, it doesn’t stop so many of us from doing it. We’ve all slept with an ex at some point, haven’t we?
“You’re too clingy,” he said, after a breakup speech that left a knot in my gut.
The lights in the sky have always meant home. The North. Miles of flat road and high beams and no one else around.
I’ve seen you all over. I know how you look, how you smell. The sobering look in your eyes when something reminds you of your own unimportance.
It’s not like a new hair color; you can’t adopt it in a day. Most well-decorated lobes have been tended to since birth.
Let’s say you are a penile Hercules, that Johnson is so large and in charge, it practically has a six-pack. Still doesn’t give you a reason to be cocky.
