You feel that you have evolved to a refined, classy level of getting drunk, where they are all kamikazes and Red Bulls and bumping into you while dancing to their 21-year-old music.
Say what you will about the internet, but give people enough time and they’ll always find a way to spark your interest.
1. You’re incredibly thrilled that no one who matters is here to see the state of your apartment. At this point, the messiness isn’t so much pathetic as it is admirable.
I hope you’re taking risks. I hope you’re not hiding under the covers to make as few mistakes as possible. Go out and make good and bad decisions. Do not be afraid of pain or failures.
If I’m at the movies and I see a group of teens walk in I immediately start playing out a scenario in my head where I have to yell at them for interrupting my movie watching experience.
All BFFs have a private, weird, twin-language-esque sense of humor that doesn’t make sense to anyone else. You need to preserve this, no matter who you’re dating.
I know this list is getting a little heavy on the “things with melted cheese on top of them” side, but frankly, that is the best genre of food we have.
The random messages they send to remind you that they love you are unprecedentedly the Best Things Ever.
When someone says, “It looks like you could use a hug,” and you could use a hug so bad you almost cry a single tear in gratitude.
That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.
