10 Places On The Internet You Should Never Go
Why are you going to subject yourself to scrolling through Perez Hilton while muttering about what a misogynistic pile of soggy hairballs that man is — what is that bringing to your life?
15 Awesome Songs About Infidelity
Ladies! The boy is no one’s property. Also, you should be blaming the dude for the confusion, not each other. Wasn’t this song released in 1998, the Year of Girl Power?
What It’s Like Being An Introvert
As much as I love being out and wearing ridiculous things, I don’t go out of my way to approach new people or to try to make new friends, and I’m always envious of people who are able to do that.
Text Messages You Would Love To Receive From Your Ex
I noticed that your hair looked hot, like it took you two hours to do, and that outfit you wore made you look ten pounds skinnier. Honestly, I wasn’t sure if I was going to get back together with you again but then I saw your hair and that slim-fitting outfit and I was like, “Yes! I definitely want this!”
Why Are You Still Texting Me?
So what is your aim? I really want to know. Is this a game to you? Is it like, “Hey, let’s see if this chick is still willing to respond to me.”
17 Truths About Breakups
It’s OK to stay in touch with your ex’s friends, but don’t be a freaking menace about it.
GIF Guide To Ryan Gosling
In 2011, it seemed directors, studio heads and audiences finally realized what we’ve known for years: that people love Ryan Gosling.
23 Things You Should Know About Seattle
Take brunch on 15th, and after you’re sufficiently buzzed, walk to 16th, take a left, and enjoy the mansions. It’s like Kevin Mcallister land over there, so it’s just nice to see.
32 Things Guaranteed To Make You Feel Bad
Not getting enough exercise/fresh air during the day, as you are making steady progress on transforming into a barnacle attached somewhere between your bed and your laptop.
Waldeinsamkeit, Or: How I Fell In Love With Being Alone
Even when I was less sore than the body sleeping next to me I was always tired, more hungry, more lost, more alone; I could only ever feel the feelings of my own body (and the perpetual screams of my calf muscles), and therefore I was the only one feeling them.
Possible Reasons Your Text Message Has Gone Unanswered
And while we’re on the subject of manners, maybe this person — this curious creature — is spending time with someone they enjoy. Maybe they think it’s rude to pause the conversation every so often to check their phone.
27 Perks Of Being Single
The 32 Best Things About Being An Adult
Not having a bedtime, curfew, or authority figure who arbitrarily decides if you are allowed to go out this weekend.
17 Things That Suck About Being A Little Bit Fat
You hate every piece of clothing you own but you avoid going shopping because you can’t bring yourself to buy things in a bigger size.
If Twitter Bios Told The Truth
“I work in marketing and it’s taking over my life, I don’t know how turn it off, seriously, someone send help.”
Why You Must Follow Your Dreams
You need to pretend that you know what you’re doing until you actually do. The only way anyone learns anything is by pretending that they knew how to do it in the first place.
32 Embarrassing Things You’ll Do When You Live Alone
Grabbing things with your toes and transferring them to your hands instead of bending down to pick them up.
Top 10 Signs You’re An Adult
You don’t give a monkey what people think about your tastes. You have no idea what the hot new bands are and you just don’t care.