And when he’s 15, he’ll want some cash to go to a movie with that cute little brunette girl from his English class who writes poems but won’t show them to anyone but him. You’ll balk because the girl’s mother “always skimped on snacks for the kids’ soccer games” five years earlier.

When you’re young, you find yourself in the catch-22 of wanting to get away but not having any money to do it. When you’re in your twenties, you unfortunately find yourself in that exact same catch-22. Solution? The family vacation.