1. “I was no stranger to the fact that my father had injured himself in the war, leaving him mobile but unable to use his hands or upper body properly.
uncle: “when are you gonna get a job?”
me: “when are you gonna get your hairline back?”
Let’s be honest, Thanksgiving is great but it’s also stressful. It needs “the funny”.
I need to tell you some things I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while.
If a relationship meant tears, then no need for a relationship in the first place.
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The amount of starchy foods will vastly outnumber the amount of vegetables. In the South, we pride ourselves in being able to make multiple types of potatoes.
Your parents are definitely as weird as you think. But so are everybody else’s.
Tis the season where all single ladies want to do nothing but settle into feetie Christmas pajamas with a flask full of egg nog, a plate full of Christmas cookies and curse Santa for not putting a delicious hunk of man under their tree.