It’s such a terrible feeling to want to reject who you are. The reality is that I was not built to be an Olsen twin. I was not built to sit around doing coke with people who looked amazing in Balenciaga.
I, for once, would just like to be used and objectified.
You just look at them reading in bed one night and your whole body gets filled with this weird warm gooey feeling (like brain semen).
Talk to women about things they have no interest in ever hearing.
You could NEVER leave those amazing New York springs! They go from April 12th at 12:30 all the way to 6:30.
It was important to make my presence known at Interview so I could set myself apart from the other interns—one of whom I swear to God was South African royalty.
Try to live your life with ONE HUNDO PERCENT honesty. When you do this, every experience just opens up to you.
You are feeling sad and fat and then someone hits on you and doesn’t make you feel so sad and fat anymore.
It’s hard for me to explain this to you in a way that will make one hundo percent sense, but I’ll try. Until recently, maybe in the last year or so, I didn’t understand that life could be good.
My last stop was Simon & Schuster. There, I met with a cute, charming gay guy and a warm, kind, straight man whose face was 70% beard and glasses. Together, we feasted on LOLs until we all ODed and had to go to Beth Israel from a LOL overdose. The next week, they offered me a book deal and I was ecstatic.