That’s the whole point of brunch… so you get drunk in the morning. I just call that morning.
Do not actually do anything that makes it seem like you’re hitting on them.
Did you know that a kiss can be 10 times more effective than morphine in reducing pain?
If ‘Gravity’ isn’t perfection, I’ll take what I can get.
Having a Cleveland Indians logo is like having a “New York Jews” or “San Francisco Chinamen,” mascots that would be blatantly offensive. I shudder to think what the equivalencies for gays or black people would be.