Any “best of” list can tell you what restaurants you need to indulge in while you’re in New York, but I’ve got some tips for the truly gluttonous: the ones who want to eat the part of New York that doesn’t come with a side of locally sourced kale.
I’m not sure that I’ve ever liked “curvy” as a way to describe female bodies.
3. You do not wait in line to get into bars.
Be crazy. Guys love it when your hair is long and wild, and you swear at them in Spanish and shoot a gun at them like Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. But also don’t be crazy.
All the kids these days are sexting.
If I could, I would insert approximately infinity pages right here, printed with nothing but the words “Hahahaha! Hahahaha!” over and over again forever.
I’m haunted by the memory of my 5-year-old cousin on the catwalk of a kids modelling show.
It’s on my hip and I’m keeping mum about it.
Ask if you are good enough.
Basically, RIP Ren & Stimpy.