I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses
Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”
Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”
You are now going to live in perpetual fear of running into them in real life, and in the uncertainty of whether they saw your request or not.
Indeed, if love is one’s end goal of life — if it is what will bring us happiness and banish loneliness — then why must it also be so dreadful?
No matter what time of day it is, autocorrect makes you perpetually sound like a drunken idiot — and possibly a sex criminal.
9. To some degree worriers are warriors, battling & staving off their constant flow of unpleasant thoughts and concerns as they try to manage a somewhat normal day.
The key to cracking this guy’s code is to pull Inception on him–in the sense that you need to convince him that it’s actually you who is making the first move.
Small talk is basically kryptonite for 20-somethings. At least, if it’s taking place IRL.
Sadly, recent years have demonstrated that when given unbridled access to social media, celebrities are far from immune to one of the few universal human truths…
This country has a fundamental misunderstanding of what the first amendment actually says.
Breakups will never be what they once were. In order to really let go and not spend two years getting over a six month relationship, you have to detach. You have to do away with social niceties and blow up the relationship graveyard.
Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).