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Within my fingertips, I hold the power to instantly make anyone feel anxiety.

Not just any boyfriend, Santa. I want a boyfriend who will drive me 15 miles to a specific grocery store so I can buy my favorite brand of white cheddar popcorn, then not be disgusted when I eat the whole bag in one sitting.

Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?

This Saturday morning cartoon marathon will throw you back to childhood so fast you just might taste cereal.

2. Expectations are dangerously low. Society assumes you are still an idiot.

If all of us are born with an essentially similar brain, with more or less the same configuration and potential for mastery, why is it then that in history only a limited number of people seem to truly excel and realize this potential power?

“When I began my job working in a laser clinic, I hadn’t had much experience working with these types of lasers….”

Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.

An axe. Seriously. Give them a real power tool or a decorative reminder of the power they exude from their strong personality.

Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”

You are now going to live in perpetual fear of running into them in real life, and in the uncertainty of whether they saw your request or not.

Do you use porn?

1. Your Dreams

6. Strong emotional investment in team sports.