Just Tell Me How You Feel

Living in doubt can be addictive, it can give a sense of burning hopefulness that, as long as it is not extinguished completely, can sustain someone for years on end.
Living in doubt can be addictive, it can give a sense of burning hopefulness that, as long as it is not extinguished completely, can sustain someone for years on end.
The path to whatever your notion of success is will likely not be linear. Don’t take continuous personal growth for granted.
“Of course I didn’t notice that you resemble the Elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.”
The “accepted” reason that herpes is not part of a standard screening is that unless you have an outbreak, herpes is generally harmless and it doesn’t affect your quality of life.
Do not drink alone if you are within a 5-mile radius of a McDonald’s, Domino’s, White Castle, or KFC.
I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.
It’s OK to stay in touch with your ex’s friends, but don’t be a freaking menace about it.
They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to see you, wanna have a threesome?”
Sign up for a free trial of something that you’ll forget to cancel, thus earning yourself a full-blown membership.
I dated sporadically and unsuccessfully in college, fluctuating between a lot of tears and frustration and not being able to understand why I was so unlovable and gleefully listening to other people b-tch about their relationships while I wore full-on acne masks to bed in a comforter covered in Cheez-it dust.
Grabbing things with your toes and transferring them to your hands instead of bending down to pick them up.
For a few months, we made the whole thing work. We set up times to call each other, I visited her, she visited me, it was fine.
I know we met on Grindr and all, but can you at least wait until the date is over before you open it back up? Sheesh.
Ladies! The boy is no one’s property. Also, you should be blaming the dude for the confusion, not each other. Wasn’t this song released in 1998, the Year of Girl Power?
You were there through different relationships the way a people weathers different administrations, learning intimately what it is they are looking for and the mistakes they are making — mistakes you know you have to let them make for themselves, just as they allow you yours.