People sometimes cut their ex’s out of their lives, even when they’ve been together for years. And that’s probably the key reason your best friend is your soul mate. For the most part he or she is not going to break up with you.
As Season 3 of Downton Abbey gets underway, let’s take a look back at what happened during the first two seasons. I’m Laura Linney, and this… is a Chas Gillespie summary of Downton Abbey.
Living in doubt can be addictive, it can give a sense of burning hopefulness that, as long as it is not extinguished completely, can sustain someone for years on end.
The path to whatever your notion of success is will likely not be linear. Don’t take continuous personal growth for granted.
“Of course I didn’t notice that you resemble the Elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.”
The “accepted” reason that herpes is not part of a standard screening is that unless you have an outbreak, herpes is generally harmless and it doesn’t affect your quality of life.
Do not drink alone if you are within a 5-mile radius of a McDonald’s, Domino’s, White Castle, or KFC.
It’s OK to stay in touch with your ex’s friends, but don’t be a freaking menace about it.
I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.
They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to see you, wanna have a threesome?”
Sign up for a free trial of something that you’ll forget to cancel, thus earning yourself a full-blown membership.
I dated sporadically and unsuccessfully in college, fluctuating between a lot of tears and frustration and not being able to understand why I was so unlovable and gleefully listening to other people b-tch about their relationships while I wore full-on acne masks to bed in a comforter covered in Cheez-it dust.
Grabbing things with your toes and transferring them to your hands instead of bending down to pick them up.
I know we met on Grindr and all, but can you at least wait until the date is over before you open it back up? Sheesh.
For a few months, we made the whole thing work. We set up times to call each other, I visited her, she visited me, it was fine.
