11 Effective Responses To “Why Are You Single?”
Because I’m on a dating fast except it’s not really a fast as much as I feel like I’m in the desert and I am barely surviving.
66 Soul Punching, Evil Things People Have Done, Said, And Experienced
As I read these, I relived all of my embarrassing and awful moments in life and I just want to crawl into my bed and play Animal Crossing to forget it all. Help me, KK Slider. Help me.
Why Coming Home Is Hard
We haven’t seen each other in what will be 14 months. We are 5,000 miles apart. We haven’t spoken face-to-face in over a year.
20 Books That Will Change Your Life
I could probably make this entire list David Sedaris. But I didn’t because I have restraint.
I Lost My Virginity Yesterday!
I Failed The Bar Exam
I am a bar exam failer. Nearly three years ago, I, like you, fruitlessly scanned the list of numbers to find that one had been omitted. Mine. 364.
50 Quotes From Casablanca, In Order Of Awesomeness
30 Things You Will Definitely Miss About College
29) Skipping class. Giving some lame-ass excuse about why you missed. Expecting to just roll into the final exam and pass everything. In real life, you can’t skip that much work without getting fired. So, enjoy skipping stuff while you can!
If You Want Extraordinary Love, You Need To Fight For It
Life is unimaginably short and passes even faster than that; there will be enough average things in your life. Don’t let love be one of them.
21 Ways To Ruin A One Night Stand
Answering a phone call while still in their bed and telling your friend “I can’t talk right now, I’ll tell you about it later.”
How To Make Friends When You’re A 20-Something
25 Ways To Feel Better When You Feel Sad
Take the day off of work, & get uproariously drunk during normal business hours. If you leave home, do not operate heavy machinery to reach your next destination.
47 Quotes That Inspire You To BE YOURSELF
“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” Coco Chanel.
The 41 Greatest Andy Warhol Quotes
16 Things From The 90s That (Definitely) Screwed Us Up
How could a CatDog even happen? Why didn’t they ever separate? What is the meaning of life?
The 10 Best ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Use In Day-To-Day Life
13 Tips For Moving Out Of Your Parents’ House Directly After College
30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “Love” Means
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”