12 Terrifying True Stories From People Who Will Never Forget Them
He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”
He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”
You have a sneaking suspicion that one of the biggest reasons they’re still dating you is because they aren’t ready to part ways with your pet.
Education is knowledge – not the thoughtless accumulation of knowledge, but knowing what to make of what you see.
I talked to a kid from my school that got caught planning to bomb us during an assembly. It’s sad because he was a nice and smart kid.
The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.
I give you the ultimate 90s guilty pleasure playlist: chock full of your favorite songs… that you completely forgot existed.
Busy Friday night behind the bar, other bartender walks up to me and says he needs a break. “Now?” I ask. He replies, “Now and forever” and leaves…
One should never look like they’re trying too hard, especially not when they’re in the midst of trying so hard they’re giving themselves an ulcer.
Life is like this sometimes: you meet someone, you fall in love, things don’t work out, you break-up, you heal, then you meet someone, you fall in love, and so on and so forth.
“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”
“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
Using points and miles to book free flights has allowed me to travel the world more often and to more places than I could have dreamed. Flights are typically the most expensive component to any vacation, which is why the ability to book free flights has saved me thousands.
I really love and hate creepy stories. I love reading them, but afterwards, I’m so freaked out, all I can manage to do is move my finger to scroll down.
The habits of trying to make yourself look as presentable as possible are still as deeply ingrained in you as they were when you were awkward and gangly and had acne, except now you’re nursing a phantom limb.
Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?