A 6 Step Guide To Inducing An Out Of Body Experience
My body has to become completely relaxed and my mind still before my “astral body” will leave my physical body.
My body has to become completely relaxed and my mind still before my “astral body” will leave my physical body.
An avocado is what happens when a tree and a stick of butter have a baby. Why WOULDN’T you want to put avocado on everything?
23. You find it immensely tough to get a drink without having to walk through a particularly rough gauntlet of people you really don’t want to say hi to. Is it even worth the drink?
My friend and I always joke that we only date sociopaths (also known as: soce, soce-eee-ohhh; soce-with-the-most; Brocio a.k.a. the Bro-soce).
He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”
You have a sneaking suspicion that one of the biggest reasons they’re still dating you is because they aren’t ready to part ways with your pet.
Education is knowledge – not the thoughtless accumulation of knowledge, but knowing what to make of what you see.
I talked to a kid from my school that got caught planning to bomb us during an assembly. It’s sad because he was a nice and smart kid.
Busy Friday night behind the bar, other bartender walks up to me and says he needs a break. “Now?” I ask. He replies, “Now and forever” and leaves…
The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.
I give you the ultimate 90s guilty pleasure playlist: chock full of your favorite songs… that you completely forgot existed.
One should never look like they’re trying too hard, especially not when they’re in the midst of trying so hard they’re giving themselves an ulcer.
Life is like this sometimes: you meet someone, you fall in love, things don’t work out, you break-up, you heal, then you meet someone, you fall in love, and so on and so forth.