19 Truths About Boyfriends
Learn to accept the presence of tiny, gross face hairs sprinkled around your bathroom sink and counter. The boyfriend is offering them as a gift.
Learn to accept the presence of tiny, gross face hairs sprinkled around your bathroom sink and counter. The boyfriend is offering them as a gift.
During our 20s, we make decisions — some difficult, some not — that will define who we are for the rest of our lives.
I’ve picked up grapes in France for 3 weeks and then had money to travel for a year — on a super low budget, not luxury traveling for sure. Usually, the money is great and the work is temporary.
I don’t think love is always a huge, cataclysmal emotional event. I think sometimes it sits in front of you for a very long time until you glance over and say, oh, there you are. I don’t think it’s your saving grace. I think it’s the hand that you hold while you save yourself.
21. When somebody compares your looks to another person, that other person always has glasses—no matter how little they actually look like you.
My body has to become completely relaxed and my mind still before my “astral body” will leave my physical body.
An avocado is what happens when a tree and a stick of butter have a baby. Why WOULDN’T you want to put avocado on everything?
23. You find it immensely tough to get a drink without having to walk through a particularly rough gauntlet of people you really don’t want to say hi to. Is it even worth the drink?
My friend and I always joke that we only date sociopaths (also known as: soce, soce-eee-ohhh; soce-with-the-most; Brocio a.k.a. the Bro-soce).
He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”
You have a sneaking suspicion that one of the biggest reasons they’re still dating you is because they aren’t ready to part ways with your pet.