16 Terrifying Encounters With ‘The Black Eyed Kids’

“When I woke up i looked outside and she was gone, but the word “soon” was scratched weakly into the door.”
“When I woke up i looked outside and she was gone, but the word “soon” was scratched weakly into the door.”
11. When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations.
For financial reasons, especially in big cities, it’s so easy to move in together that you can’t even tell if you really want to or are ready to, you just know that you want to be paying half as much rent.
When I hear 2 Chainz musing about how much he loves them strippers, I can’t help but agree with his tastes.
13) Waking up earlier than expected, having a bowl of cereal and going back to bed. Laziness is so awesome.
The gang was not interested in robbing Jessica Simpson because her purses weren’t real leather.
To overcome my reservations about walking the line between dating and prostitution, I told myself that any such concerns were the result of societal conditioning.
I am a bestselling author at 26. I have a column with a major newspaper […] Everything that is good in my writing came from risks I took outside of school, outside of the “craft.”
Your long-term relationships have ended because you felt that you needed to break free and be on your own for a while, but you quickly followed them up with a rebound who gave you all of the emotional affirmation you couldn’t live without.