16 Things We Forget To Thank Our Moms For
Being the kind of person that we actually do want to become — because as we all know, it’s inevitable.
Being the kind of person that we actually do want to become — because as we all know, it’s inevitable.
Those who acknowledge they have flaws are usually the most willing to work through them. The ones who can’t acknowledge flaws are most likely to blame other people and then go cry about their feelings in a corner.
As much as I want to be Switzerland in the war between *N Sync and BSB, it’s time to pick a side.
This is one of the most basic items in a Grown Man™’s house, but it is one of the most important.
Did you just ask me if I would prefer to have a “normal sister” instead of the one I have now? Please GTFO and never speak to me again.
4. Your nail polish, if you’re even wearing any, is usually chipping or in varying degrees of chipped.
Q: “Siri, will you tell me a joke?” A: “The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”
2. You begin to compare yourself to other successful people that are your age. At or around the age of 27, you’ll begin to feel like you’re behind in life’s game of Monopoly.
Remind yourself of all the things you hated about them, and repeat them throughout the day like a mantra.
I get some weird looks when I say that Third Eye Blind is my favorite band of all time, but it’s the truth.
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.