A teddy from Build-A-Bear that has a voice message inside saying, “I love you.”
Somewhere on this godforsaken earth there must be a mint strong enough to erase your name from my lips.
1. “What the hell was his name? Maybe I could just call him ‘Baby’. Eek. No.” 2. “Why I am not home. Who is this guy. Where AM I?” 3. “Oh my god these sheets are so filthy!!!!” 4.
Give your little girl (or that badass character in the screenplay you’re writing) a name that means ‘warrior’ so she grows up to become one.
Do you love your vagina? Prove it by singing along to the new top 40 summer jam, “Love Your Vagina”! Created for mooncup—a British company that provides an alternative to tampons—the song includes all the different kinds of ways you can say vagina (apparently there’s a lot).
You can’t just tell people how pure your heroin is or where it’s from. No, you gotta brand it with a memorable name!
“Let’s Get Back Together” (Part 5)
‘because the internet’
Your characters deserve names that make sense for them. Names that let your reader know exactly who they are before they even open their mouths to speak.
One morning a few years ago, I went to my office early to get some work done. I heard a few recruiters across the room talking about an applicant from Atlanta.