Somewhere on this godforsaken earth there must be a mint strong enough to erase your name from my lips.
1. “What the hell was his name? Maybe I could just call him ‘Baby’. Eek. No.” 2. “Why I am not home. Who is this guy. Where AM I?” 3. “Oh my god these sheets are so filthy!!!!” 4.
Give your little girl (or that badass character in the screenplay you’re writing) a name that means ‘warrior’ so she grows up to become one.
A teddy from Build-A-Bear that has a voice message inside saying, “I love you.”
Whether you’re creating an account on Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat, you want to pick something adorable, something memorable, something that will encourage others to follow you.
Stop what you’re doing and watch this NOW.
You can’t just tell people how pure your heroin is or where it’s from. No, you gotta brand it with a memorable name!
‘because the internet’
Do you love your vagina? Prove it by singing along to the new top 40 summer jam, “Love Your Vagina”! Created for mooncup—a British company that provides an alternative to tampons—the song includes all the different kinds of ways you can say vagina (apparently there’s a lot).
“Let’s Get Back Together” (Part 5)