Why You’re Single

You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23.

Sorry People In A Relationship, Being Single Is Actually Better

I dated sporadically and unsuccessfully in college, fluctuating between a lot of tears and frustration and not being able to understand why I was so unlovable and gleefully listening to other people b-tch about their relationships while I wore full-on acne masks to bed in a comforter covered in Cheez-it dust.

What It’s Like Being An Introvert

As much as I love being out and wearing ridiculous things, I don’t go out of my way to approach new people or to try to make new friends, and I’m always envious of people who are able to do that.