1. They call everything quaint. I’m always hearing something being called quaint, or vintage, or oldey worldey, or oh my godddd just like Harry Potter! (FYI, all castles look the same, stop wasting your money.)
If you’re blaming past relationships for your emotional baggage, don’t, because the time spent on a failed relationship was not time wasted.
You have your whole relationship to let the inner hot mess seep out of your pores like a fine oil, this part is for the beautiful lie.
Being this pretty makes me an easy target for pretty-shaming. Other women are like, really intimidated by me, and are really bitchy behind my back.
“When you look at me a bunch of times but never when I look back, what does that mean exactly?”
I was at a corner store the other day picking up some late snacks after work, when a man was telling the counter person how that “faggot” gave him a look.
I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember. Somewhere inside of me there will always be the person I am tonight.
1. You tend to think a lot about everything. You’re always finding deeper meaning in your relationships, simple interactions with strangers, and in the world around you.