In the car on the way to take my friend Gabby to buy a vibrator, we talked about her sex issues and why she hasn’t been able to orgasm yet.
I wasn’t happy and I started to question the diet and why I was even doing this.
You need to fight fire with fire.
If it wasn’t even your idea in the first place, how could you be there just to get medication?
We all wish it didn’t have to end and we often mourn the loss when we feel it ending, but relationships mature and when that insatiable thirst for your lover’s body subsides, you can start to give some much needed attention to your friends, job, fridge, and pores.
7. “I’d be stuck between turned on and murderous. Basically, I’d be going for my gun with a boner.”
Six months ago, I went on a diet with my boyfriend.
I bet it’s this new diet.
Babies, babies, babies!
The best parts are also the worst parts.