“Before yesterday I hadn’t text you in a few weeks” Um sure, December 27 to January 7th is indeed 3 weeks. This does not justify the photo of the bed and the late phone call, with absolutely no interaction in between. I start live-texting Fee with the details to keep him filled in on all the juicy gossip happening in my ever-so-eventful life. Conveniently, they respond at the same time and I don’t even have to crop creeper’s name out of this one.
Yeah, I’m the bad guy.
Okay, I’m totally done messing with him, I swear…