HE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS BED. WHY!? I can smell the desperation. This either just got a lot funnier, or just really fucking sad. Mind you, at this particular moment, I was with my main squeeze, completely disregarding my phone to enjoy real life 3D happy fun times. I was actually pretty relieved he didn’t see that this dude called me after 2am that same night, despite the lack of response to the bed photo. Granted, I was doing nothing out of line, but I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea. I later told him this entire story. He was pretty impressed with my following response that I sent Creep-o-rama the next day:
This was my effort to be completely clear with this guy, because no one likes to be lead on (even though I did not feel as though I was even doing that to begin with, given my apparent lack of interest). Wait for it… wait for it… he’s got a defense!