The meme I sent reads “Horny? Hollow out a jalapeño and slide your penis inside. A jalapeño is the same consistency and texture as a vagina and will feel amazing.” I’m just trying to help the guy out here. He certainly needs some release that real punk rock music at the gym just can’t supply him with.

After being completely blunt with this guy and yeah, maybe even a bit of a “bitch” if you must, he sends yet ANOTHER invite to come “watch Pineapple Express” over a week later while I’m in Vegas with my friends and fellow adult performers for the AVN Awards. This is when I decide that maybe Fee is right and I should put this guy on full Thought Catalog blast. He’s practically begging for it and now he gets the attention he wanted so badly.