Nicole Tarkoff

“It doesn’t phase me. If someone calls me a slut I basically interpret it as them saying I’m extremely comfortable with my own sexuality.”

She misses you when you’re gone, but she won’t stop you from leaving. She is the type of woman who will “wish that you’re here,” but won’t resent that you’re not. You shouldn’t expect her to beg you to stay.

“It’s definitely not dead, but it’s kind of in a vegetative state; it’s on life support. Chivalry is in a coma.”

She wants him so bad when she can’t have him, but as soon as he’s obtainable she loses interest. She most likely doesn’t realize that she only desires the undesirable, but as she becomes bored when feelings are reciprocated, it becomes apparent.

It’s hard not to be excited in the beginning phases of a relationship, but sometimes that excitement can lead to moving things along far too fast. He doesn’t need to meet your parents on the second date, and sometimes attempting to make things move faster will only make him want to slow things down.

She needs you to take things slow. For her to truly know how she feels about you, she cannot be rushed. She knows lust, but love she is a stranger to, so give her time.

“I probably won’t mention that I tell my mother everything. That might scare him a bit.”

“You want to take your girlfriend everywhere and anywhere because it’s better when you’re with her. The girl who’s just a hookup, you don’t really care whether she’s there or not.”

“Women are the most approachable when they’re noticeably enjoying themselves. When she is laughing, having a good time with her friends, and not looking around the room to see if any guys are looking at her.”

You rarely ever openly admit you ‘like’ someone. The moment you admit you like him, is the moment you think everything will fall apart.

“Sometimes he will sext me while I’m at work, and as soon as I get home I want to tear his clothes off. I’m always super paranoid my coworkers are staring at my phone over my shoulder.”

“Honestly, I liked living with a guy better than I liked living with a girl. He never had any bitchy mood swings, and he always had a condom if I ever needed one.”

There was always a little bit of sexual tension there, just because we were such good friends and with each other every weekend. Finally I put the idea out there that we should just try hooking up. Damn I was wrong.

“I just think about our relationship as a learning experience, and I think everyone should see their exes in that way, so you can move forward and not make the same mistake twice.”

“An ex asking to have you back is how you unintentionally get back at them for dumping you in the first place. They’re basically kicking themselves in the ass, so you don’t have to. It makes me feel great about myself.”

“Not to sound conceited, but people always tell me I’m ‘too pretty to be single.’ If that were true, I’d have a boyfriend.”

She is on his phone’s home or lock screen. Think about how many times a day you look at your phone. That’s how many times a day he is seeing his ex.

“Of course life is more comfortable with money, but as long as he’s not lazy and indifferent, I don’t care how much money he has. Money can’t buy him passion.”