1. “I made a profile on one of those free online dating sites (it rhymes with Rokay Stupid). I basically only put pictures in the profile and didn’t really waste my time filling in all that ‘About Me’ crap. I got a lot of messages regardless, must be my charming good looks. Those girls were extremely easy to get with. We’d meet for ‘drinks’ and I’d get more than a beer. I had more than one rebound, I had quite a few. It was fun, I mean the sex, and it definitely kept my mind off of my ex.” —Alex, 24