Maya Kachroo-Levine

Affection is becoming your currency.

Always bring dessert instead of flowers.

The “look at my kid go” phenomenon never goes away.

You’ve started to forget what places other than your own city or town look like.

Things like emotional stability pique our interest.

“I support women. I’m like a human BRA.”

Your ex’s letters. Any saved texts, screenshots, birthday notes or anniversary cards from them should be deleted, trashed, burned or at least tucked somewhere far away.

Get up to go to the bathroom a lot and take the opportunity to lean on your new friend. It’s like a really inconvenient lap dance.