Two of the most desired, wonderful things most people want are a reliable, loyal best friend and a long, happy life. These two ladies seem to have found both.
2. If you begin watching a TV series on Netflix together but are delayed by a hectic schedule, they’ll give you at least a two-week grace period to get your priorities right before moving on without you.
I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
I do not use seat covers in public bathrooms.
Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Wait, actually, yes I am.
flirt: behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
“it amused him to flirt with her”
It’s just like real life thrift shopping except thrift husbands are found exiting your local courthouse or whatever place finalizes divorces. They had a broken spirit, you bought a broken spirit.
Different scenarios, different sentiments.
1. Drink, because adult beverages early in the day are justifiable.
1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.