Madison Moore

Are you ready to tear the club up?

They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re twenty one, you’re no fun.

As we go through life searching for meaningful connections with the all people we meet, if they have these qualities you will definitely want to keep them around for awhile.

Nobody’s perfect, and sometimes you wake up and you’re feeling down. But don’t feel sorry for yourself. You’re amazing! Here are 9 songs that’ll always make you feel fabulous so you can pick that chin up and make the world your own personal catwalk.

Which one are you?

7) You get a rejection letter from a job or a school but just like, WHATEVER. It’s their fault they didn’t take you. They will be sorry!

Even some presidents don’t believe in it.

Can we wait until it’s at least 75 degrees outside, everyone? Jesus.

There’s a party in your booty.

Nobody can work a front leg slit like Ciara can. NOBODY.

The month of March means 30 whole days of college students all across America celebrating a week off from school doing important volunteer work or, probably, lounging around in hot tubs and playing volleyball on Mexican beaches.

He sent it as a subtle reminder — or a preparedness warning, really. She brings it out, using one hand to cup the top of the phone so the bartender doesn’t see it, I guess. I’m pretty sure this exact situation has happened in front of him like 10,000 times already.

These are the worst foods to eat when you’re binging on Netflix from bed on those comfy Sunday afternoons.

11) You are not going to run into any surprise toenail clippings somebody forgot to clean up — unless they’re yours!

Saying “I love you” to a new person for the first time is big. But does it have to be?

Foods you used to love and binge eat while you watched the whole season of Battlestar Galactica in one day now make you sick to your stomach.

Are you a top or a bottom? The wrong answer can ruin a perfectly good Saturday night.

But every time you miss something about the other person, think about two things you hated. If the things you hated add up to more than the things you liked, it’s time to let go.