Madison Moore

Geeks are the bones of every high school. Not because they’re busy getting stuffed in lockers, but because they’re the only ones who aren’t pretending. Everyone else is pretending.

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Whenever I use Facebook on my phone I’m always so terrified of “the wrong” photos getting uploaded and basically ruining my life from there.

How much do looks matter in every day life?

Oberlin College. This small college in Ohio has a student body that is 94.6 percent hipster (provided you exclude the conservatory). — The Hipster Handbook.

Here we are, looking at each other not look at each other.

But at the end of the day, no matter what other ridiculousness is going on, ask yourself: can you imagine living without this person?

They say if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” Coco Chanel.

29) Skipping class. Giving some lame-ass excuse about why you missed. Expecting to just roll into the final exam and pass everything. In real life, you can’t skip that much work without getting fired. So, enjoy skipping stuff while you can!

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” — Frank Zappa.

4) Unprotected sex with someone who doesn’t want to do it.

Pretty boys aren’t the worst because they care about how they look — we should all care about that — but because that’s all they care about.

Kelly Kapowski was fabulous, and these 10 looks prove it.

It feels so crazy to go out on a week night, but you read somewhere that weekday parties are the new “thing.”

Long live the first Aunt Vivian!

3. You need to get out more. Extroverts think that introversion is something that can be fixed by simply throwing yourself out there, like maybe if you had three more Appletini’s than everybody else you’ll be cured once and for all.

6) If you have roommates or live with your significant other, draw some funny faces on the eggs in the refrigerator!