Madison Moore

“Before I came over… a knowledgeable older friend of his had come by and told him, ‘Remember to vacuum the paneling too. Chicks really dig that.'” Is it true, ladies????

What’s something your boyfriend or girlfriend does that’s super duper cute?

8) Mold. I am deathly afraid of mold. If I open the refrigerator and take something out, or open up the bread and it’s covered in fungus, I will scream and drop that shit like it’s hot. WHY IS MOLD SO SCARY.

“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

1. If They Add You On Facebook/Follow You On Twitter RIGHT After You Meet

2) Describing yourself as “straight-acting.” What does that even mean?

You know someone is right for you if you break up with them and know that that’s never the end.

To be black and to vote Republican don’t seem to go together. But where does this distrust of black Republicanism come from? Are black people really slaves to the Democratic party?