14. Peeing without washing their hands.

Why don’t you use soap when washing your hands after draining the lizard? I mean…that’s just nasty.

15. The boob fascination.

Their fascination with boobs. And how they seem to forget that boobs have nerve endings and hurt when you poke or hit them. They aren’t bongos.

16. Their violent manner of greeting one another.

How violently guys greet each other.

17. Their cruel, brutal honesty.

How brutally honest guys are to each other. A guy will go to the gym and lose weight all because his friends called him a fat piece of shit. The world would stop turning if girl friends were that honest with each other.

18. The absolute fucking buffoonery they engage in.

The absolute fucking buffoonery they engage in. I have an idea. Let’s all punch each other on the arm and see who can tolerate the hardest punch. WHAT? Hey guys, let’s jump into a cactus. DA FUQ? yo dude, watch me run my jeep into a brick wall. SERIOUSLY. HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE PAST SIX?