5. Bouncing boners.

I’ve only seen one man’s dick (that I can remember, I might’ve mentally blocked out walking in on my dad in the bathroom or something) and that is my boyfriend’s. So, the strangest thing about guys, for me, is the way the dick…bounces. When it’s aroused, it will go erect, but then I’ll suddenly touch his thigh or take off my shirt and it will bounce up and down like an excited dog and for some reason that’s so fascinating to me. I found it pretty funny the first time I saw it.

6. Back-stabbing with boners.

Boners. Why? I just get sick of them poking me in the back when I’m trying to cuddle with a guy.

7. That inconvenient lump of extra skin that’s just floppin’ inside their pants.

They have extra skin just floppin’ around inside their pants, right between their legs. Just seems so inconvenient. It’s like a tail in front of your body instead if behind you, making guys seem like they should be imbalanced and walking funny. It’s downright strange if you ask me.

8. Having a stick hanging between their legs.

Having a stick hanging between their legs. For some reason that’s just…mind-boggling to me.