34 Girls Describe The Weirdest Thing About Guys (NSFW)

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1. Testicles on bicycle seats.

Where the hell do testicles go when you sit on a bicycle?

2. Testicles in general.

Testicles. They’re just weird. How do you not sit on them accidentally all the time? Why are you constantly “adjusting” them? Why does a mere tap to them incapacitate you?

3. The way they incessantly touch their testicles.

The incessant ball-touching. I understand the need to adjust as sweaty skin stuck to other skin doesn’t feel good but I never realized until I got married how much a man can touch his balls. Seriously, they aren’t going anywhere. I also include the hand in the shorts/pants as ball touching. It’s ridiculous. If I touched my boobs as much as my husband touched his balls, I’d have tennis elbow (from bending the elbow repeatedly).

4. Boners.

The whole getting hard thing is weird. Can you feel the blood rushing to your penis? Like it seems weird to have an appendage that you feel the blood rushing to and throbbing. Say my arm, for example, that would be a weird ass feeling to experience. For women its more internal and deep. Our clit tingles and such. But for men its just so external and different it seems.

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