Lance Pauker

There are few things more American than chowing down at a chain restaurant–serving up life as it truly is, with a side of affordable prices to boot.

6. Telling Other People About Your Hangover.

Sometimes, us men go great lengths to deny that we’re able to feel feelings. The pent up repression varies by man, but those of us unable to fully express our compassion on the reg tend to have similar-sounding soft spots.

3. You’ve descended into depths that in the not so distant past, you swore you’d never go to. I am of course talking about endorsing people on LinkedIn.

As we’ve grown into the sometimes functional human beings that we currently are, we’ve come across certain films that have truly “spoken to us”–that focus on the sorts of issues that we can identify with all too well. Here are some of the finest from the past quarter century:

Here are some newly-minted throwbacks that could catalyze the extraordinary.

College girls get drunk and do dumb things all the time. What is the purpose of aggrandizing this girl’s story to the point of no return? How many sentences do I have to type until I get to say the word “Syria”?

If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.