Lance Pauker
40 Signs You’ve Been Spending Way Too Much Money
You’ve come to terms that success isn’t defined by how deep your pockets are. Though this is mostly out of personal convenience.
35 Things That Only Extremely Single People Do
10. You constantly entertain wild, all too memorable threesomes. (Couch + Blanket + Alcohol.)
9 Things People Won’t Tell You About Getting A Job After College
Briefly, you’ll feel like the world is more than manageable; it’s easily conquerable.
23 Soul-Crushing Truths About Being 23
Old enough to know everything, but too young to actually know anything.
35 Things Your Boyfriend Isn’t Telling You
10. He doesn’t like your friends close to as much as he says he does. Which is probably a good thing.
With Frightening Accuracy, This Video Explains Why Girls Are So Obsessed With Fall
If any of the above describes you–and if you just so happened to have just purchased a bunch of cute, autumn-minded outfits–you may be suffering from CFD. #DontFallForFall.
21 Genius Larry David-isms For Dealing With People
“Two years, you’re still getting sorries? I don’t think so, that’s a long time for sorries. That’s like saying Happy New Year in October. “
Why Guys Don’t Fall In Love
Poker face. Seven months in, it’s still a game. Now more than ever.