Kovie Biakolo

Your favorite phrases are, “I don’t care” and “It’s not a big deal.”

“Why are Black women so worried about getting their hair wet?”

You can be the most beautiful woman in the world, but without Beyoncé’s weave, you’re just beautiful for a black girl.

Patience is the quality of those who are gods and goddesses among us

Sorry, it’s true.

You’ve learned that forgetting certain people and things is the only way you’ll ever truly be able to forgive.

Hate to break it to you, but nobody on earth is going to “complete” you. There is no such thing.

Girls just wanna have fun okay?

Making jokes about PMS or women’s hormones when a woman is angry.

Pretending to be drunk.

I mentioned parsnip to someone last week and they looked at me like I was a three-eyed monster.

The most neglected person in America is the Black woman.

1. “You are so pretty for a dark skin girl.”

2. Scratching your butt

I know every country has some degree of fetishization but America is on actual crack levels when it comes to this.

1. Feeling like a bad modern woman (or feminist if you identify that way), because you just want a guy to make the first move.

2. “You look great but the muscular look is just not for me.”

1. You have a lot of opinions about a lot of things, and you just can’t keep them to yourself.