Their beauty isn’t the only reason you love them, and that should go without saying. It may have been the reason you were first attracted to them, but it’s certainly not the reason you’ve stayed with them this long.
It doesn’t matter how long they’ve actually been in your life, it feels like it’s been forever.
Loving Target with the very flame of your soul and calling it Targé is a fiscally responsible and heartwarming way to buy another lacy sundress you don’t need, and that’s a life everyone deserves to live now and again (or every weekend — you do you hons).
You’re not hung up on the numbers.
You never know what to do with your hands.
The kind of man you marry wants to go down on you. The kind of boy you date wants you to go down on him.
For getting us started on what would become our lifelong sports obsessions.
That I wasn’t holding onto another person, but to an answer, and to hope. I’m not sorry you didn’t end up being that for me. I’m grateful, because it made me see that the love I was trying to replace wasn’t totally gone.
What you binge ate yesterday.
Alternative title: The People I’ve Loved And The Crotches I’ve Been In, The Kate Bailey Story, A Memoir