Kate Bailey

You don’t bicker like siblings as much as you do like an old married couple (but like family, nonetheless.)

Even after spending just a day apart, someone texts: “Oh my god I have SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.”

For making school feel like home.

Their beauty isn’t the only reason you love them, and that should go without saying. It may have been the reason you were first attracted to them, but it’s certainly not the reason you’ve stayed with them this long.

It doesn’t matter how long they’ve actually been in your life, it feels like it’s been forever.

Loving Target with the very flame of your soul and calling it Targé is a fiscally responsible and heartwarming way to buy another lacy sundress you don’t need, and that’s a life everyone deserves to live now and again (or every weekend — you do you hons).

You never know what to do with your hands.

The kind of man you marry wants to go down on you. The kind of boy you date wants you to go down on him.