Kat George

You will have to take at least 7 inches off the hem/legs of every dress, skirt and pair of pants you buy.

You will always be stupidly adorable.

I haven’t been in a fist fight since I was 15, but if I needed to, I would crack some skulls for my best friend.

I’m curious about vaginas. Not in a sexual way. In an anatomical way.

I can’t decide if I’m an adult or not yet, and most of my indecision comes down to the fact that when I think of adults, I think of them having a bunch of stuff that I just don’t have.

The confidence to dance like a maniac.

12. Go on a long ass drive alone. Play all your favorite songs and coast with one hand out the window as you rip past.

Fear, uncertainty, optimism… again.

Here is an alphabetical list of the best cameos and guest stars on Friends (hint: there’s a lot!), with some you probably completely missed the first time around.

There are so many variables acting against me. For instance, my hand is always coming at that thing from an awkward angle.

It is my sincerest request that men stop behaving like having to wear a condom during sex is their sole cross to bear.

As I sat across from him with my chin in my palm, trying to think of topics of conversation that he might actually be able to partake in, I mentally shook my fist at all the smart men who aren’t interested in dating smart women.