10. You are not fat, you are just bloated as all hell right now.
8. Cigarettes and Ballerina Tea.
Since we lost television’s favorite BFFs, Leslie and Ann on Parks & Rec, we’ve never needed Abbi and Ilana more than we do now.
15. You’ve started saying things you never said before, like “crikey” and “mate”, just to increase your novelty amongst Americans.
It still baffles me that bodily hair is the source of such controversy.
10. You believe there is no shame at living with your parents, no matter how old you are.
You will sit in front of your computer screen with a blank Word Document and refresh Twitter until you think your eyes will bleed.
People have been asking me what I think of the campaign, so I started doing some more reading, and came, very easily, to my initial conclusion.
Last night Rihanna went out in Paris wearing only a sheer top.
You know how Cara Delevingne pulls dumb faces in her selfies and still looks smokin’ hot?