Kat George

I am Kat George, Vagina Born. Mother of food babies. WHERE ARE MY BURRITOS?!?! Buy my book here.

30 Things I Assume All Adults Just Have

I can’t decide if I’m an adult or not yet, and most of my indecision comes down to the fact that when I think of adults, I think of them having a bunch of stuff that I just don’t have.

The Big Gulp: 10 People On The First Time They Swallowed

To celebrate the release of my new web series, The Big Gulp, which is about swallowing (hint: not water) I asked a vital question: “Do you remember the first time you swallowed?” People’s answers ranged from hilarious to surprisingly dark.

I Do Not Want To Jack Guys Off

There are so many variables acting against me. For instance, my hand is always coming at that thing from an awkward angle.