Kara Nesvig

Put the phone down.

The “You up?” text.

The Irish also serve a dish called “barnbrack.” Baked inside are trinkets that predict your future. If you bite into the thimble, you’ll be single forever.

It’s early in the morning – probably about 3 AM, though I can’t see much further than the bed to tell from the windows or a phone, since I don’t have my glasses on.

Spanish for “The Crying Woman,” La Llorona is always crying when you see her.

19. One designer item that you care for like it was your firstborn child.

‘At this age, you quit trying to look sexy and just focus on not looking gross.’

Police found thousands of dollars, as well as a makeup kit and a fake mustache, in the Bronco.

Celebrate your femininity.

“A woman’s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.” — Christian Dior

She had sex with him, shot him, slit his throat and stabbed him to finish him off, then went undercover.

Myra Hindley was so infatuated with bad boy Ian Brady that she bleached her hair to look more Aryan (Brady was into Nazi culture) and even helped him commit a horrific murder.

“Today, Cindy and I ran away and killed an old lady. It was lots of fun.”

Dolly’s been married to the same man (Carl Dean) since 1966.

Sharon’s dream was to be an American Catherine Deneuve. “She plays beautiful, sensitive, deep parts with a little bit of intelligence behind them,” she said.

A piece of clothing that makes you feel super hot.

Yes, I do have the Manolo Blahnik Timberland boots that J. Lo and Beyonce wore.

“They can be anyone you want them to be,” he said of his deceased victims.