Kara Nesvig
What I REALLY Want For Christmas
Not just any boyfriend, Santa. I want a boyfriend who will drive me 15 miles to a specific grocery store so I can buy my favorite brand of white cheddar popcorn, then not be disgusted when I eat the whole bag in one sitting.
26 Beauty Lessons I’ve Learned At 26
Get used to your hair texture. You really can’t change it, and chances are someone out there is super jealous of it.
Headache.
I wake up with a hot knife searing my jaw apart.
What Your Perfume Says About You
Wake up, Dorothy. We’re not in junior high anymore.
9 Trashy Women (Who Should Be Your Beauty Icons)
“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.”
41 Signs You Went To The University Of Minnesota
You brag about Bob Dylan having lived in Dinkytown…
6 Never-Fail, Universally Flattering Red Lipsticks (I Promise)
I think Rita Hayworth would pick Viva Glam I if she were alive today; it’s vampy and glamorous.
Inner Monologue Of A Brazilian Wax
I hope I’m not a horror story! I’ve never screamed or bled or anything! I hope my vagina is just a faceless, run-of-the-mill normal vagina.