Jessica Winters

“It’s sad when you
realize you aren’t as
important to someone as
you thought you were.”

For your sake
I really hope
You don’t think
About me as much
As I think about you;

I’m just gonna put it out there: Pisces contradict themselves way too much.

He handles you at your worst…and that’s why, like Marilyn Monroe said, he gets to see you at your best!

“The average fast food customer eats about 12 pubic hairs a year.”

Your worth is endless and your power vast, do not let the world drain that out of you.

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

“I heard you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD; all I need is u.”

“I miss you even when I’m not horny.”

“They talk about their exes because they haven’t gotten over them.”

“Breakups hurt, no matter what. It is like grieving a death. But waking the dead won’t bring the person back.”

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“We got in a three-hour argument because I did not tag you in a Facebook post.”

“You couldn’t get it up, then started howling like a wounded dog.”

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“I heard your grades are bad….I’m sure this D won’t hurt.”

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Some don’t fear love. They simply don’t want to continue wasting their time on relationships that will not work.