Jessica Winters

Super-obnoxious photos from “Instagram’s Playboy King.”

“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”

Sorry our busy schedules haven’t given us any time to break up.

“I was playing video games, my mom called from downstairs, on my way down, I walked past her room and someone grabbed my arm. It was my mom. She was shaking: ‘Don’t go down, I heard her, too.’”

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

44 amazing before-and-after transformations that prove the difference that diet and exercise make.

When your date is a cop and she pulls you over right before the date.

I hate when I have so much to say, but I can’t put any of it into words.