January Nelson

ARIES: You expect sparks right away. If you don’t feel intense chemistry during your first conversation, you give up on the relationship.

Some people have been tweeting out warnings about how dangerous it is to give a facial recognition app access to your photos for security reasons — but there’s an even creepier reason you shouldn’t be using the app. 

Don’t throw the truth at me like it’s an insult.

Capricorn – Because they are brutally honest about how they feel — and expect you to behave the same way. 

PISCES: You wish your person was a little more vocal when it comes to their thoughts and emotions.

AQUARIUS: You’re always the one to compromise, to sacrifice, to compromise. It’s never the other way around.

They are characterized as heartless, but really, they are just trying to find their hearts. They are known for being singularly determined to build a big life, but they are really just trying to have a good one. 

Try to be mad at a behavior, not at your partner.

CANCER: You assume their life is perfect because they never complain about anything, but really, they internalize all of their pain because they don’t want to be a burden to their loved ones. 

You can begin to use your body to help you heal.

CANCER: Whenever it seems like you’re about to get a break, more and more responsibilities keep falling onto your lap.

Do you think you’d survive longer than the characters on screen?

“There’s no geographical solution to a spiritual problem.”

LIBRA: You’re an optimist. You see the best in people. You don’t let their flaws taint your view of them. 

Sagittarius: She’s stopped nagging you and stopped arguing with you. She doesn’t care enough to fight anymore.

A SO is similar to a dog. No one in the world will be as happy as when you come home, or you when you see each other out. They will feel entitled to your food, but that’s okay because you love them. They give you warm cuddles, but my god do they get toasty in the bed and it seems no matter how far away you try to get, they get close to cuddle you again.

ARIES: When he’s alone with you, he drops the DGAF act and is honest about his thoughts and emotions.

You’ve lost touch with people from high school and haven’t made any new friends since then.