How Each Zodiac Sign Will Handle Being Cheated On

How Each Zodiac Sign Will Handle Being Cheated On

Aries

They will burn all your shit.

Taurus

They will cry their eyes out and beg you to tell them what they did ‘wrong’.

Gemini

They will demand to know who the other person is and get mad at them instead.

Cancer

They will stay and fight for the relationship.

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Leo

They will tell your parents what you’ve done.

Virgo

They will post about what you did on social media so everyone knows what a piece of shit you are.

Libra

They will ask you a million questions about why you cheated, when you started cheating, and whether you ever actually loved them.

Scorpio

They will scream their lungs out at you and make a huge scene.

Sagittarius

They will stay with you and get revenge by cheating on you.

Capricorn

They will dump you on the spot and gladly move on.

Aquarius

They will stop answering your texts and delete you from social media.

Pisces

They will make sure you realize how much you’ve hurt them and regret what you’ve done to them. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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