What Happens When Each Zodiac Is Pissed At You

What Happens When Each Zodiac Is Pissed At You

Aries

They go MIA for as long as it takes them to cool down.

Taurus

They get emotional and tear up, even when they’re more angry than upset.

Gemini

They change the subject to avoid getting into an argument with you.

Cancer

They complain to everyone (except you) about how pissed they are.

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Leo

They make passive aggressive comments and pretend they’re perfectly fine.

Virgo

They tell you exactly why they’re annoyed with you and why you’re wrong.

Libra

They get quiet, shut down, and shut you out.

Scorpio

They get drunk at the bar.

Sagittarius

They get into a screaming match with you about what an asshole you’re being.

Capricorn

They give you the silent treatment and stop answering your texts.

Aquarius

They run off to the bathroom to cry in private.

Pisces

They ramble on and on about their feelings so you can see the situation from their side. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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