January Nelson

Having a side chick. No, it’s not funny or cool to cheat on your significant other, you’re trash.

The ability to delay instant gratification for longer term happiness.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.

Try to respond to people by assuming they mean the best, not the worst.

ARIES: When you pay more attention to your phone than him.

Your phone is listening to you even when you aren’t using it.

Weeds were growing through cracks in the cement where cars used to park. The screen had small rips and tears. The poles, which used to hold speakers, were bent and smeared with mud.

RunPee. It tells you the best time to go pee during a movie. It has a timer and vibrates to let you know when it’s time. It then tells you what going on during the “pee time.”

TAURUS: They won’t stay with you if there isn’t any trust in the relationship.

Treat yourself how you would treat your best friend— with compassion, empathy, encouragement and kindness

TAURUS: They get emotional and tear up, even when they’re more angry than upset. 

He’s been bringing his phone into the bathroom and shower with him.

GEMINI: They are terrified you are going to hurt them — or they are going to screw up and hurt you. 

Force/guilt their kids into hugging/kissing/touching people.

ARIES: They will burn all your shit. 

ARIES: You feel broken because no matter how hard you try to take do the right thing, you always end up screwing up somehow.

GEMINI: You send screenshots of your conversation to your friends and ask them to come up with a response for you.

CAPRICORN: You miss having someone you can be your weirdest self around.